1. Alarm Clock Reaches on time Works sincerely Never misses a deadline Leaves on time 2. Slacker Found mostly by the coffee machine Reaches after working hours have begun Leaves after working hours have ended Highest usage of entertainment websites Passes on work to others 3. Office Santa Always cheerful Liked by all Brings food and gifts for everyone 4. Gossip Junkie Usually seen talking to large groups over a cup of coffee Focused on other people’s work and affairs One of the biggest reasons for workplace controversies 5. Official DJ Headbanger Karaoke specialist Starts a song about any and every word uttered Introduces people to new music Creates an atmosphere on boring, slow days Plays requests made by people 6. Party Planner Plans trips, parties and events on a whim Guarantees participation by reiterating the ...
Random rants and ramblings. My schemes and dreams, life, etc.