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Happy Birthday Sir :)

Happy Birthday Sir
My colleague Vivek and I composed this poem together for our CTO’s birthday.

When our air conditioner caught fire one day
Ankit Sir came running to our bay
As we ran helter skelter in fear
He bravely put it out with the extinguisher

Ankit Sir stands tall by accomplishing great deeds
While always fulfilling his organization’s needs
Humble, often carrying a gentle smile
He’s a mentor to all, young and senile

Virus, Trojans and Scammers beware!
Because he can even trounce ‘Ransomware’
Stop wondering why our servers are never down
It’s because Ankit sir is always in town

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Location: Mumbai, Maharashtra, India

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  1. lata18 November 2017 at 21:35

    Good one

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