Quote, Unquote - Part II

Viky: It’s better to be a virtuous beggar than a murderous millionaire.

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Nars: People who have made losses are still dear to the bosses.

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Viky: Relax. This is just one of those days.
Amy: This is one of those months for me.

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Koch: I can explain it to you. I can’t comprehend it for you.

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Viky: Most people here have joined via reference.
Amy: Yeah, look at our bosses.

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Viky: You don’t require to go to a gym if you visit a bank in India.

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Viky: Anything that is theoretically good is practically bad.

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Viky sends an attachment.
Boss: This is neat.
Viky: I like my whisky the same way.

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Amy: What is this that I know? I want to know because I don’t know what I know.

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Amy: People with issues find issues with others.

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GBad: Facial scars look good on guys.
Zara: Get yourself shot. Bullet wounds are the best scars.

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Plato: Poets utter great & wise things, which they do not themselves understand.

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Joel: But what if you met the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you. Who'd be your devoted slave. Then what would you do?
Wednesday: I'd pity him.

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