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Quote, Unquote - Part I

Quote, Unquote - Part I

At a restaurant after meal
Amy: Is there anything on my face?
Momo: Disappointment.

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Subs: Money is not enough. Coming here and torturing people is like his cocaine. He gets high on that.

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Viky: He has built a career on the misfortune of others.

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Amy: Your sanitizer needs a sanitizer.

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Amy: Those guys can’t handle girls screaming at them. Unless they are in bed. That will give them a major ego boost.

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Amy: It’s not good to be too good.

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Amy: Self-deprecating humour is always appreciated.

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Viky: A writer’s best friend is not a dog, but a dictionary.

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Amy: Hey, listen to this. Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your shine.
Viky: I think I’ll have to go back to the womb.

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Viky: Before marriage, I used to go out with my friends. Now I don’t have any friends.

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Viky: I’ve given my sweat and blood to this company.
Amy: I don’t know about blood. You have given a lot of sweat though.

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Viky: If I was a Superhero, I would have been called Charbiman.

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Amy: All projects are in the pipeline.
Viky: Just like my unborn babies. I am a true follower of our office culture.

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Viky: Don’t look at negative people.
Amy: I’ll have to become Gandhari then.

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Quora: Have you ever known someone who was too perfect?
Amy: I see that person in the mirror every day!

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Viky (on call): I’d like to order chicken legs - not cut and cleaned.
Amy: So you like legs and you prefer them dirty?

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Amy: One person at a time, we can change the world.

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HR: Sad!
Viky: Our life described in one word, three letters.
Amy: Your life could be described with another three-letter word that begins with the same letter.
Viky: Add a Y to that word and I become the four-letter word.

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Boss walks in
Amy: Here comes the Grinch!
Viky: The Grinch who stole Christmas, Diwali and Holi.
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Location: Mumbai, Maharashtra, India

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